Is it a bad sign when your message board members start plotting your death?

“I would guess that Maurice would die in the cosmetics department of Meijer. Killed when a pack of large women fighting over discount underwear, knocks over the jewelry display case shattering it and causing a jagged piece of glass to fly into his neck and slice open his jugular. The real tragedy will be that he will just have found the perfect toe separator for painting his nails and general pedicure procedures, yet he will never get to use it.”

My new Intake column is up. “Spare Me the Rod Talk.” This has nothing to do with the fact that my eldest just erased over 70 hours of stuff on my TiVO.

BTW, a belated “welcome aboard” to all the new bloggers over at Intake. I look forward to reading you.

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