Dear students wanting to know where Mr. Broaddus was all week (not that you’d check Facebook because it’s for old people),

Just know that I was hard at work on a new book and preparing to teach about writing. Because I suffer for my art.

Our first stop was at NASA. Chilling with the Saturn V rocket. 60 feet taller than the Statue of Liberty. You can’t appreciate the scale unless you can picture parking your car into one of the FIVE thrusters in the back.

Then I found myself in Roatan, going over my lesson/workshop plans when suddenly I was struck with writers block that I found a way to push through…#beachmassagesrule

Then came Belize where I was, uh, researching. #writerslife

I did meet up with a few folks: one codenamed B15

and the other group codenamed Bravo Bravo Bravo.

This exchange probably best sums up how I lived on the Writing Excuses Cruise:

Me: Let me get this straight, I can order anything off this menu and you’ll give it to me for NO extra charge.

Waiter: Yes sir. So what would you like for dessert?

Me: The roasted duck.

#wrxcruise2018

I want to than the entire Writing Excuses crew for inviting me out and giving me the opportunity to teach some folks who will be taking the literary world by storm before too long.