So I was cruising the internet, trying to find out when Dave Chappelle Season Two will be released on DVD. My boys (Malcolm on the left, Reese on the right), looking over my shoulder, start yelling “Daddy!”

I’m torn on how to interpret this. Is it a matter that it is genetically imprinted in white folks that we all look alike? Or is it a matter of wishful thinking on the part of my kids, already tired of their ghetto fabulous lifestyle? You make the call.