Whenever life gets you down, keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind.
When you’re all out of hope, down at the end of your rope
And nobody’s there to throw you a line.
If you ever get so low that you don’t know which way to go
Come one and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry ‘bout a thing, got the world on a string
Cause I’ve got the cure for all of my blues …

I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start melting away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay
I’ve got a sing and a dance when I glance in my pants
and the feeling’s like a sun-shiny day
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is going my way

(one more time )

I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start melting away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay
I’ve got great big amounts in the place where it counts
and the feeling’s like a sun-shiny day
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is going my way.
EVERYTHING IS GOING MY WAAAAAAAAAAAY!

(Da Vinci’s Notebook “Enormous Penis”)

*And if you think I got in trouble when I had the boys singing “I’m Wanna Pee on You” (from Chappelle’s Show) in the children’s nursery at church, them running around saying “Daddy play the penis song again” is gonna get me killed.