Dear White People,

I’m not racist. Some of my best friends are white.

I realize that ritual is important, but please, I implore you, let Kool and the Gang rest in peace. You really don’t have to play “Celebration” at your wedding receptions.

I’m just doing my part to help with racial reconciliation.

Love, Maurice

I don’t have time to always check the comments all the places where this rant is posted. If you want to make sure that I see it or just want to stop by and say hi, do so on my message board. I apologize in advance for some of my regulars.