Conversation Tidbit #1:
Reese: Where did the fog come from?
Me: Last night, a cloud died.
Conversation Tidbit #2:
Me: You have a weird fascination with poop.
Malcolm: I like poop.
Romantic Line of the Year:
Sally: It’s too bad you have church tonight.
Me: Think I won’t wake your monkey ass up.
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Dude, I reall like you. So much so, that I’m linking you to my site. You crack me up.
And you’re right…comics rule.
cool. thanks.
looks like we hang out at a lot of the same sites!
Maurice, I have a blast reading your stuff! Very good, insightful, and fun! I’m grateful that you have an outlet for your writing. Keep up the good work… heretic! (Just kidding… or, it takes one to know one, huh?)